Doggy Porn

Miley doesn't struggle to make herself comfortable wherever she is.

Miley decided to lay between my legs while I was reading.
She didn't get the "no parking" memo.

I told her to move.
This is her idgaf face.

She did finally move to my left side...
and proceeded to use me for a roach-prop!

zzzzzzzzzzz.

But then I realized this girl was drooling on my sheets!

ETS ALERT!  ETS ALERT!
(ETS = escaped tongue syndrome)

Is it hard to believe she's my favorite dog to sit for?