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Ober da 4fth of Julys Miley and Olive came to stay again!

Mom filled up my pool, which no one got in.
And all dat fur is from Miley.
Mom furminated us bofs.

Phil's Mom, why you has to furminates me?

Olive decided one of Mom's cactuses was a chewy toy.
Luckily, dis wasn't a sharp poky cactus.

Night night time!

Miley and I chillin' in da dining room.

Mom doesn't understand how dis is comfortable.
Olive had stole mah beds dough, I was pouting.

Olive decided the papasan wa her new faborite place to lay.

Miley stretches as far as she can.

Olive has a pretty cute roach too... from someone that doesn't roach, that is.

Tattoos are sexy!

Miley is always on da couch wif Moms.

Mom was makin dinners and we was all nappin.

Me and Olive

Miley keepin' Mom's bed warm for her.

Miley was all stretched out and gropin' Mom's boob!

After dey left, Mom gibs me her yogurt container.  I cleans it out for her.  YUM!

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Krazy Kody came to stays wif us a while back too!

After investigating my whole house, he finally crashed on da kitchen floors.

Dis me being Mom's foot warmer/rest.

Sometimes, it's hard to get all my parts in da bed.

Dis how you know I learned to sleep from mah mommy.  She has to have a pillow between her wegs too!

Kody didn't know dat we don't bring da stuffies outside!

Here Kody is keepin Mom's seat warm.

Kody was also supervisin' Mom in da kitchen.

Just weraxin'.

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Mom lets my harem come to bisit me a lot!  Dats ok because we lub dese girls.

Miley, Phil, Olive

Olive-walive

I let Mom in mah crate to take dese photos.  Now she knows what it's like to be me.

Dis my pitiful, pwease feed me noms, face.

Twisty dog is twisty.

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Mom's cell phones has been threatened with a factory reset if it doesn't be good and she realized she had a lot of pictures of me she never shared!  What an awful Mom!

So now I'm sharing dese piktures wif yous.

Fanks for da new bed Mom.
PS.  I wasn't pleased when she put my new bed in the washy machine.

I LOVE going to Rita's and getting my own doggy cone!

Miss Crystal shared the vanilla side of her Rita's with me!

The adorableness that is Miley

Just some cute dog pics..

This girl is such a lover.
She just had to be near Miss Penney!

Miss Megans, can I skype wifs you?

All dogs need mustaches.

She likes my "pillows"

Lub.

June 29th Dog Fest

Hi!!!  So Mom took me (wifout mah bowtie, but only cause I got a new collar) to dis Dog Fest last monf.  It was pretty fun.  People were feedin' us noms and gibin us pettins.  De only bad fing was dese 2 dogs dat wouldn't stop barking!  I would have happily laid a paw on dem to make dem stop.  All da greyhounds proved how awesome we were by not barking wif dose yappy dogs.

Buddy

Me (wif my new mustache collar!), Shaker, and Gracie

Dis Miss Sheila.  She forgotted she was holdin' a noms in her hand.

Me and Buddy

Dese are medium greyhounds..  I mean, Whippets!

Buddy, Shaker, Gracie, and me

Gracie and Buddy.
Mom loves Gracie's "bat ears"

Scarlett (left) and Javalin

Phil, Scarlett, Javalin

Scarlett was my first girlfran.  I stayed at her house when Mom went to Scotland last year.
It's dos ears dat got me.

Me and Javalin were leaning on each ober.

Me and Javalin again.

Gracie, Phil, Buddy.
We were tired puppies.

Javalin standin ober Scarlett who took the best rug cause she's a princess!

I was pwetty tired after all dat meetin and greetin!

I'm gonna be at the Pets on Wheels Pet-a-Paw-looza on de 13th (it's at the Maryland State Fairgrounds)!!  I'll be at de GEGR table and maybe at de Pets on Wheels table (cause I'm a service dog kinda-ish through dem)!  Stop by and gibs me treats and pettins... errr I mean stop by and say hi!!

See you den!!!

Hewwo. I'm handsome.

Guys...  Mom is ridiculous.
Seriously.

She found dis bowtie at Kohl's on sale (in the men's section at least!) and she says I gets to wear it.  She was very excited.

I'll let the pictures show you how I felt about this situation.

Why do you hoomans let me endure this treatment!  Someone should rescue me!!!  OMG!  Mom is out of control!!!

She says dis $6 hooman bowtie is wayyy cheaper dan all my ober doggie bowties.  She finks she might be on to somefin, but I've already contacted da stores.  Dere always gonna be out when she looks...

I might have 4 wegs, but dat doesn't make me stoopid.

Phil vs the slippery floor!

Let me be honest.  The very first thing I bought for the new place before I even moved in was runners for the hallway.  I KNEW that Phil would have issues with the floor.  The rugs were actually the first thing moved in because they shipped straight to the new place.

And now you see why.

No matter what, I love my Phil-boy.

Phil's aversion to slippery floors....

Please excuse my crappy camera skills.  He was already started up the stairs when I ran to get my phone realizing this opportune video moment.

Sometimes, the Philbo is a strange, strange boy.