I mustache you a question!

Mom doesn't care about pride.

Let me show you how she shames me (and her)....

Mom, me, and Donner

My snazzy spring tie with a unibrow.

I won't look at the camera because I'm so ashamed.

Aunt Courkie with my cousins Noodles (L) and Judge (R)

I picked this forever home????  What is wrong with me!  Save me, humans, save me from this crazy Mom!