I did get a reward for standing still while Mom tried to suck my furs off. A WHOLE PIECE OF CHEESE!!! That's how I know I was the perfect boy. Mom usually just sticks to carrots and mini milkbone bites and sometimes piggy ears. I get Greenies sometimes, but only for ear cleaning and teef brushin days. Mom says they are really expensive, so she's pretty stingy with those.
Then, at dinner, Mom surprised me again! She gave me a whole yellow mushy thing! Mom calls them bananas, but I don't care what they are called because they are delicious!!!!!
So maybe getting vacuumed wasn't so bad. Maybe. Next time I just won't fall for Mom's snuggle trick.
Leave me alone, Mom. You violated me. |