I did get a reward for standing still while Mom tried to suck my furs off. A WHOLE PIECE OF CHEESE!!! That's how I know I was the perfect boy. Mom usually just sticks to carrots and mini milkbone bites and sometimes piggy ears. I get Greenies sometimes, but only for ear cleaning and teef brushin days. Mom says they are really expensive, so she's pretty stingy with those.
Then, at dinner, Mom surprised me again! She gave me a whole yellow mushy thing! Mom calls them bananas, but I don't care what they are called because they are delicious!!!!!
So maybe getting vacuumed wasn't so bad. Maybe. Next time I just won't fall for Mom's snuggle trick.
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The truth is that Phil is thinking. It sure is easy to fool mom. She thinks that I don't know it but her using that loud sucky thing on me is because she loves me.
ReplyDeleteIt is because she is feeling really happy to be back home with me. Sometimes when she has to leave me, mom is sad. She says it is because she misses me when she is gone. I miss her also, but sometimes I pretend like it doesn't bother me. That is when mom calls me a Jerk.
Mom says the reason she used that loud sucky thing on me is because I am shedding. Don't tell her but it really did feel good. Mom thinks that the loud sucky thing scares me and I get treats for being brave. But the truth is I am a brave boy when I want to be. Now my skin can breath again. I sure do love her for letting my skin breath again and I get treats. Sounds like a win/win to me. Mom loves to love on me and I love to let her and I get treats.
Funny how sometimes people think animals are dumb.
LMAO Clearly you forgot to tell him how beautiful he was afterwards!
ReplyDeleteI tried to tell him. He didn't believe me. I didn't get a vein one, that's for sure.
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