Sneaking on the computer!

Hi fans!  I'm sorry it's been such a long time since I've updated.  My Foster Brothers have hogged the computer updating their blogs trying to get adopted.. and I know how important finding your forever family is, so I've let it slide.

Let's see.. what's been happening??

I really wanted to clean out this kong and I forgot to let Mom take off my muzzle!
I was pretty excited.

If your parents don't give you pillows, they aren't good parents.

I shared my bed with my foster brother, Donner.
Mom documented this because I don't usually share.

...But I'm learning that sharing isn't an option.
I'm getting good at it!

We went to a meet and greet in February.
I let Donner borrow my bow-tie so people could see how handsome he was.

Mr. Bruce was teasing me and Donner with squeaky toys..
but he bought them for us, which is why we like Mr. Bruce.

On the way home, I was very tired.
Aunt Courkie thought that it was very funny that my nose was caught on my muzzle
which was causing me to make my "grr" face.

Me and Donner had a dog park date with Gracie and Buddy!
We were all chasing the little dog who kept getting the ball!

New toys!

Mom has been pretty awesome lately, FYI. 

1)  We have an extra puppy in our home right now.  His name is Donner.  He's not staying with us for permanent, but just until he gets adopted. 

2)  We've been going on walks again.  I was on an exercise diet for 1.5 months, but Mom figured some light walking wasn't going to kill me.  Yes, I'm still limping sometimes, but it comes and goes.  Mom is still curious as to why I'm limping and we were supposed to get a referral from our vet to go see a specialist, but because of #3, we haven't been able to yet.

3)  We moved to a place with CARPET andddd SO MUCH SPACE!!!!  I don't have to back up everywhere anymore.  I can actually turn around!  I'm still afraid of the slippery floors in the dining room, but its so much better than before cause she got me some special rugs!!

4)  Mom made a new toy investment!  I had killed most of my squeakers in my squeaky toys, because they are my favorite.  I saw how many she bought last night, but she only gave us ONE last night!  (In her defense, she did also buy 2 new toys a few nights prior, and I snuck in the bags and pulled the toys out before she was even done unloading the bags!  She had to take them from me to cut the tags off..)

5)  She gives me lubbins whenever I ask her to and she is patient with me over the slippery floors and she turns Donner out of the way when I can't get past him to get to my food bowl and she gives me treats and she takes me to meet and greets and she endures my bad breaths and she says she loves me more than any other doggy that comes to my house, forever.


How about some videos?

Characters:
So there's me, Phil, the big, white, Greyhound.
There's Donner, the big, brindle, Greyhound (who is looking for his forever home).
There's Noodles, the "husky", long, Dachshund. (Aunt Courkie's dog)
And there's Judge, the teeny, tiny, smallest dog in the house, mini-Dachshund.  (Aunt Courkie's dog)

Here's a video of mostly just me with my new chicken.  We had to hide it after this video because Noodles is a little vicious with toys and Mom didn't want this one to have such a quick life.

Dis maght be mah last posts!

Hay peoples ob da internetz!!  Dis maght be mah last posts... not cauz I'z in twuble, but cauz...

I GETS TO GO TO MAH FOREBER HOME ON SUNDAY!!!!!!

Dats big news humans!  I'z so 'cited!  I met mah foreber family once befores coming to stay wif da Old Man and Foster Moms.  Dey aren't so bads, but FM keeps tellings me dat mah foreber family will hab ober doggies dat plays wif me and delichious noms and mah foreber mommy will lubs me da mostest eber.

I does habs some pikchurs fer yous.  I'z heard 'bout how much eberyone lubs da pikchurs, so I was bein' da cuteness and dat tricked FM into takins some pikchurs for mah biggest fans, YOU!

Some ob dem are ob da Old Man, so yous gotta bear wif dem, but I'z in de lineup, promise!

Tehehe, he fells asdeep like dis.  FM fought it was funny toos!

Dis 'splains all de wet spots on da Old Man's bed when I taken his bed in da mornings.
He's a drooler!  Old Timer!

FM gibs us a peanut butter kong ebery morning when she leafs for da work.  

I lub da PB kong.  I gos straight to da crate (or da Old Man's crate) cauz I knows dats where I gets mah kong. 

Dis me sittin like a ribbet-ribbets.  FM foughts it was pretty cutes.

Todays, after our 2 mile jog (which didn't ebeen wear me outs a widdle), FM tooks us to da washy-washer and wet us!  She is a mean mommy sometimes!  I hates dis spray waters!  FM says I'z sweaty and needs a wince down and it makes me coolah fastah.  I still donts likes it nones!

But, I endured it.  Its payed off!  FM gibs us a mussage wifs a towel outside den we came inside and watched FM wiggle in da floor (she says dis was her workin' out, but I sayz she needs to practice her zoomies...).  After she was done wifs her wiggles, she surprised de Old Man and mes and gibs us de noms!!!  I LUB DE NOMS!!!!!!!

Dis Phil wif de big noms.  

Dis me wif de widdle noms.

I'z dont finks Phil wikes de flashy-clicky-machine intruptin his personal timez wif his noms.

But he ignorez it and went back to his noms.

De Old Man also lubs delichious noms.
You can sees de excitement in his perky ears.

Mah noms had delichiousness insides!  Yum!

We were layin' butt to butt!  Dis doesn't happen lots cause de Old Man wreely likes his space..
wifouts mes in its.

 

But, he doesn't mind sharing de same rug area wifs me.

NOMNOMNOM!

Know how I know FM lubs me?  She maken sure dat Phil haz to share de big bones wifs me!  Iffen you eber haz to be in da foster home, make sure dat your foster parents are wreely goods and makes de oder dogs shares wifs you, spchully iffen your da widdle dog.  Phil cans be kinda grouchy sometimes so FM makes sure dat eberyfing is fair iffen he's grouchy wifs me for no reasons.

De Old Man doesn'ts looks as happy wifs da widdle noms.

Me wifs da big noms!

SOOOOO DELICHIOUS!!!  Dese de bests noms.  Foreber Mommy, I caz haz dese when I get home, wight?

Eberybody enjoyin dere noms.

De Old Man realizin I had de big noms.  I fink he was jealous, but FM lets me keeps da big noms.

Dis just mah size.

I can cleans dis off and brings dis to mah foreber home so I can show mah foreber
broders and sisters dat foster libin ain't so bads.
Its like mah trophey!

Foreber family, I'z really excited to be comin' homes.  You shoulds know dat I sneaks up on da furniture when deres no one wookin.  I'z also likes to sleep on da beds wifs you.  I sneaked up dere one night wifs da FM.  She didn't ebeen notices...  till de next mornings when I woke her up wif mah sniffen her brefs.  Dey was smellys like Phil's!  She mades me get downs den.

I'z a good boy when it comes to da feedin times.  I will go to mah crate or lay in da floors and stay (while being telled to stays) until I am released wifs an "Ok, boys" from da FM.  I likes to jump and play and runs wifs ober doggies.  I also like to wake up da neighbor hoods wif mah barks when I'z playin.  I will also play wifs humans.  I fink dat arms and fingars make de bestest chew toys and I'z not too roughs until I gets too 'cited.  Den, I needs to stop.

I lubs da pettins.  I wike it da mostest when yours busy on da clicky-clacky fing (laptop).  I fink da buttons probide de best supports for mah head.  I'z also a fan ob da waters from da white bowl in da bafrooms.  I'z gibs kisses sometimes.  I wills steps on your feets sometimes, but since I'z skinny it dont hurts too muchs. I'z extremely nosey and curious.  I wants to find all squirrels and bunnies and bugs and grasshoppys and be dere friends... wifs mah moufs.  I likes to know when your in da bafrooms.  I'z keep you company so yous won't gets lonely.

Oberall, I'z a super great puppy!  Serius.  I'z not just sayin' dats.  Foster Mom agrees.. Ebeen dough I tries to gets da critters on our runs dis ebenin.

For da lasts times!
Da Joey-Woey

Lets da gas begins!!

Hey internetz fanz!!  Joey here!  Foster Mom has been doin lots of blindin' wif da clicky-flashy-machine lately, so I wanted to share dem wifs you while I am takin a break from mah delicious noms da Foster Mom gibs me.  No worries, I'll show you what da noms is.  

Dis is me all curled up.  Mah butt smells don't smell, so dis was ok for me.

MMMM yogurt is one of de bestest noms.

Old Man Phil lets me habs a turn lickin da yogurts.

But den he takes it again.

Dis Old Man is bery serious bout some yogurt noms.

Den today, we gets bonez!!!!  NOMNOMNOM!

Foster Mom doesn't know what des are, but we lubs dem.
Dey de bestest noms for sure.

Me and mah bone dat I was crunchin' on.

Phil asked Mr. Ducky to help him hold his noms.

Den we traded!!!  Phil's noms are bery delicious.  Ebeen better dan my crunchy noms.

Phil seemd to like mah noms pretty goods.

I left about a quarder of its for hims.

Look at my big noms!

Dis is sooo delicihious!!  Fanks Foster Mom!

Phil saids, "Mom, you're a good Mom."

"These are yummy bones.  You're gonna love it when I fart later.
It's going to smell so pretty."

"Thanks, Mom!!"

Sooo much delichious nomsss!!!  I haz both da noms!!  Dat Old Man is a sucker!

Dis won't fits in mah moufs, but I tries.

Foster Mom is going to appreciate our dedication to dese noms when we start farting.  She always dos dis happy dance wifs her hands wavin her face when we makes da stinkies.  She also praises us wif a "Shooooo!!!!"  I know she is just telling us to dos it more.


Ok, I gotta go see if da Old Man left me any crunchies to bacuum ups!
I hopes my forever family haz dese delichious noms too!!

What's ben happenin at mah foster house..

So foster Mom has been hogging da computer all weeks!  Somefing about Aus-trail-ya.  So much funs happened dis past week.  I shows you.  Did I tells you I lubs de dog park?  Cause I lubs de dog park.

Foster Mom said she'd ben wading on Sunshine to come to da dog parks so we could play.  Sunshine haz a lots of energy.. like mes.  When Sunshine came in da dog park, Old Man Phil, me, and Sunshine waz all runnin around.  Let me repeats.  Old Man Phil was RUNNIN.  Guys..  He's really fast.  I'z just a puppy and he was beatin me.  Dey say he is a grehound dough, dey is supposed to be super fastest... Old Man Phil was a racin dog, but as much as he sleeps, I'z not surprised he haz all da energies stored up.  Everbodys was surprised with Phil was runnin wif us, cause he neber does dat.

Dis is da room where Foster Mom set up mah crate.  Old Man Phil lubs mah crate.  Well, he can haz it, I just sleepz on da couch.

I'z not movin'.  Dis is too comfys.

Foster Mom came home for lunch and I was patiently waiting on her to shares her lunch noms.

Dis is Old Man Phil's raised feeder.  He really iz bigger dan me.

De weekend before dis one, Foster Mom had Phil and me and dis other dog named Moe.  He was really big.  He only stayed wif us for da weekend dough.  He was very lazy, like da Old-Man-Phil.  All dese sleepin dogs.  Dey don't know how much fun bouncin' is!  

Old Man Moe

Moe was in my playin way!

All free of da boys.

Foster Mom fought dat leabin me out for a short period of time could be ok...
..I pooped in da floor.  She was just glads de runny poops weren't on de carpets.

Dis is me bein silly with da fake bone.  Dere's so many fun toys here!

Den on Saturday, Foster Mom left me at her house alone!  Her and Old Man Phil went to somefing called a Meet & Greet.  Iz about Greyhounds, so I didn't pay much 'tentions.  She made me put dese fotos on here...

Dis is Old Man Phil riding with da back seat layed down.
He telled me he liked dis much better dan his hammock.

Dis is Dexter at da M&G.

Dis is Old Man Phil.

Dis is Dexter again!

Dis is Lulu.  She wasn't really dat happy.  She was just panting, a lots.
So I'm told.  She looks really happys.

Dis is AJ.  

It wasn't all bad bein left at home alones.  When Foster Mom came back, she had a bag full of da goodies (she brought Old Man Phil back wifs her too)!  Some toys for me.. FINE. and Old Man Phil.  Some treats dat are delicious.  Dis stick da frows da ball, which I fink is also good for da chewin on (aldough Foster Mom wasn't too happy with my chewin art on de brand new frowy fingy).  And da Old Man got a new black leash to match his collar set.

Despite how grouchy da Old Man is, he definitely has Foster Mom trained!!

Ok one more videos den I'm going to go play wif da new crunchy toy.  Iz so fun!