Photo Dump 4

Ober da 4fth of Julys Miley and Olive came to stay again!

Mom filled up my pool, which no one got in.
And all dat fur is from Miley.
Mom furminated us bofs.

Phil's Mom, why you has to furminates me?

Olive decided one of Mom's cactuses was a chewy toy.
Luckily, dis wasn't a sharp poky cactus.

Night night time!

Miley and I chillin' in da dining room.

Mom doesn't understand how dis is comfortable.
Olive had stole mah beds dough, I was pouting.

Olive decided the papasan wa her new faborite place to lay.

Miley stretches as far as she can.

Olive has a pretty cute roach too... from someone that doesn't roach, that is.

Tattoos are sexy!

Miley is always on da couch wif Moms.

Mom was makin dinners and we was all nappin.

Me and Olive

Miley keepin' Mom's bed warm for her.

Miley was all stretched out and gropin' Mom's boob!

After dey left, Mom gibs me her yogurt container.  I cleans it out for her.  YUM!

Lets da gas begins!!

Hey internetz fanz!!  Joey here!  Foster Mom has been doin lots of blindin' wif da clicky-flashy-machine lately, so I wanted to share dem wifs you while I am takin a break from mah delicious noms da Foster Mom gibs me.  No worries, I'll show you what da noms is.  

Dis is me all curled up.  Mah butt smells don't smell, so dis was ok for me.

MMMM yogurt is one of de bestest noms.

Old Man Phil lets me habs a turn lickin da yogurts.

But den he takes it again.

Dis Old Man is bery serious bout some yogurt noms.

Den today, we gets bonez!!!!  NOMNOMNOM!

Foster Mom doesn't know what des are, but we lubs dem.
Dey de bestest noms for sure.

Me and mah bone dat I was crunchin' on.

Phil asked Mr. Ducky to help him hold his noms.

Den we traded!!!  Phil's noms are bery delicious.  Ebeen better dan my crunchy noms.

Phil seemd to like mah noms pretty goods.

I left about a quarder of its for hims.

Look at my big noms!

Dis is sooo delicihious!!  Fanks Foster Mom!

Phil saids, "Mom, you're a good Mom."

"These are yummy bones.  You're gonna love it when I fart later.
It's going to smell so pretty."

"Thanks, Mom!!"

Sooo much delichious nomsss!!!  I haz both da noms!!  Dat Old Man is a sucker!

Dis won't fits in mah moufs, but I tries.

Foster Mom is going to appreciate our dedication to dese noms when we start farting.  She always dos dis happy dance wifs her hands wavin her face when we makes da stinkies.  She also praises us wif a "Shooooo!!!!"  I know she is just telling us to dos it more.


Ok, I gotta go see if da Old Man left me any crunchies to bacuum ups!
I hopes my forever family haz dese delichious noms too!!

Too much youngin takin over my blog!

My Mom is from the South and she said the title of this post was allowable.  Joey has taken over my blog the past few weeks, I felt like he needed something extra to do to get out some of his energy.  He has A LOT OF ENERGY.  He's always bouncin or slitherin' under me.  He makes me skid on the scary floors sometimes.  He actually wipes out on the slippery floors all the time and he gets right back up and does it again!  Nonsense!

In good news, the temps have been cooler this past week!  It's been awesome.  In addition to our regular dog park afternoons, we got to go on a run last week down the long road.  Mom looked kinda funny dragging me behind her and Joey pulling in front of her.  She's a good sport.  Joey did trip Mom up once or twice, which I've done before.  But the 2nd time, she actually fell!  Guys, Mom has never fallen before.  I had no idea why she was laying on the ground.  I knew it was Joey's fault though.  So she's layin on the ground and I'm lookin' at Joey like, "Great, jerk.  Now we're never gonna get home.  Why'd you have to make Mom made and we're not even home yet!?"  Joey was just lookin' around like nothin' had happened.  Mom got up and she wasn't mad.  She said, "Accidents happen.  Let's go home."  I was down with going home.  2 miles is a long way, even with walk breaks.  We ran to the water hose where Mom washed us down, which Joey didn't like, then we went home for breakfast.

After that, Mom said she was sore and we went to the dog park for a few days, and since the accident, we've only been running along the beach road, where there are no cars for Joey to be afraid of.  She bought this ball throwy thing.  Joey chewed on the handle, which didn't make Mom happy.  Joey REALLY LOVES running after the ball.  I do not.  Mom throws the ball and I run after it once, then turn my nose up.  I have better things to do than run after a ball, like sniff all the pee spots and mark over them.

Mom says this is proof there are monsters under the bed.
It's name might just be Joey.

Joey thinks he's sneaky sleepin' on the couch, but Mom knows.

I taught him how to be a toy hoarder.
Mission = success.

Joey's bed in Mom's bedroom.

... but I stole his crate!

Joey stole my bed...

Mom let me have the rest of the yogurt.
Joey and I both got to clean out the peanut butter jar too!

Videos from the dog park:

Sharing is caring!

Temporary Mom has been spoiling me, but shhhh, don't tell Mom!  Scarlet and I got to clean out the yogurt container today, and it was delicious!!!  Well, what I got of it at least.

Sharing nicely.

She edged me out.  I was trying to be a gentleman and let Scarlet take as much as she wanted.

Then she showed me just how serious she was about yogurt.  Game over.

Maybe Mom will let me clean out the yogurt container when she gets home???  Please, please, pleaseeeeee, Mom????

While Mom is away...

Did you miss me?  Well, I'm not back yet, but I thought I'd share some photos with you of my vacation so far!

Me and Scarlet!

My nose was cold.  

Me and vacation Mom.

I was cold, so they covered me up!  Mmmm, this is the life.  I never get this kind of treatment at home..
Mom, take lessons!

Temporary Brother didn't eat all his breakfast, so I helped him!!

Yum!  Yogurt!!!

Mom will be back soon, and she's not sure I'll remember her...  She's such a silly Mom!