Move out of da way Old Man!!

HI HI HI HI HI HI!!!!!  I'm Joey!  Phil was gonna write dis blog but I bumpted him out of da way and he stared at me and den went to takes a nap.  Like a gramps.  He says he's retired.  I fink that means he sleeps a lots.  But he only sleeps on de floor.  I'm more sneakys.  I sleeps on de couches.  Especially when Phil's Mom izn't looking.  Sometimes she finds me, den I haz to get off.  But I always sneaks back on later.

OOOHHH Ohhhh, I'm justs sooo excited to be here!  I haz a new forever home wif a Forever Mommy and Daddy and brothers and sisters but right now I's stayin' with Phil and his Mom, dey are my foster family.  She's crazy.  More crazies dan me.  But I bounces so much betters.  She has dis rope thingy she plays with me with.  I grab one end and she holds de other.  I growl and growl and growl at her, but she don'ts let go.  Till she gets tired.  Hoomans are as lazy as Old Man Phil.  Den, she throws a stick for me at de dog park.  Dat stick is bery tasty.  I lubs it.  I frow it in de air and catch it and run wif it.

Phil's Mom haz been feeding me soo muches!  I'm really skinny though, so I needs lots of foods.  I get extra kibbles and surprise noms in the days.  I lubs peanut butters.  I might also be a counter surfer.  I eats da bread that Phil's Mom left out yesterday.  She put da peanut butters on it and I couldn't resists.  It waz for me anyways, I knews it.  I's just helpin her, she didn't even haz to bring it to mah crate.  Alldough, I did go to mah crate when she did da yellin at me for counter surfin.  She's scary sometimes.

Phil's Mom iz learning to trust me more and more.  She's not locked me up in mah crate when she leaves, a few times!  She don'ts leabs me out for too long dough.  She suspects dat I'm de doggy that poopied in da floor de other day, so she is still suspicous.  But, last night, de big doggies got into de new bag ob food Phil's Mom had just boughted.  She waz really mad.  She says I waz lucky because I was in mah crate and I couldn'ts be bad wif dems.  I waz glad she wasn'ts mad at me.  Dey got seriously yelled at.  Den, she didn't talk to dems no more after she feds us.  When she lefts, she saids, Everbodys better be goods!

Overall dough, she's not so bad.  Old Man Phil isn't so bad either.  He yells at me sometimes when I do da bouncys too close to him.  Dere was one day that he ran wif me at de dog park.  I lubs runnin at da dog park.  Den another day, dis little doggy named Gami came at the dog park and we was playin.  She waz hiding under da picnic table dat her Daddy and Phil's Mommy were sitting on.  She waz a silly girl, she says to me dat she waz a weenie dog and dey is espshully silly.  I waz really bigger dan her, so she waz a widdle skared.  She waz bery fun to plays wif dough.  Maybe I's can plays wif her again sometime?

I's really habin funs with Phil's Mom and Old Man Phil, but I's also really reddy for mah forevers home!!