Dis maght be mah last posts!

Hay peoples ob da internetz!!  Dis maght be mah last posts... not cauz I'z in twuble, but cauz...

I GETS TO GO TO MAH FOREBER HOME ON SUNDAY!!!!!!

Dats big news humans!  I'z so 'cited!  I met mah foreber family once befores coming to stay wif da Old Man and Foster Moms.  Dey aren't so bads, but FM keeps tellings me dat mah foreber family will hab ober doggies dat plays wif me and delichious noms and mah foreber mommy will lubs me da mostest eber.

I does habs some pikchurs fer yous.  I'z heard 'bout how much eberyone lubs da pikchurs, so I was bein' da cuteness and dat tricked FM into takins some pikchurs for mah biggest fans, YOU!

Some ob dem are ob da Old Man, so yous gotta bear wif dem, but I'z in de lineup, promise!

Tehehe, he fells asdeep like dis.  FM fought it was funny toos!

Dis 'splains all de wet spots on da Old Man's bed when I taken his bed in da mornings.
He's a drooler!  Old Timer!

FM gibs us a peanut butter kong ebery morning when she leafs for da work.  

I lub da PB kong.  I gos straight to da crate (or da Old Man's crate) cauz I knows dats where I gets mah kong. 

Dis me sittin like a ribbet-ribbets.  FM foughts it was pretty cutes.

Todays, after our 2 mile jog (which didn't ebeen wear me outs a widdle), FM tooks us to da washy-washer and wet us!  She is a mean mommy sometimes!  I hates dis spray waters!  FM says I'z sweaty and needs a wince down and it makes me coolah fastah.  I still donts likes it nones!

But, I endured it.  Its payed off!  FM gibs us a mussage wifs a towel outside den we came inside and watched FM wiggle in da floor (she says dis was her workin' out, but I sayz she needs to practice her zoomies...).  After she was done wifs her wiggles, she surprised de Old Man and mes and gibs us de noms!!!  I LUB DE NOMS!!!!!!!

Dis Phil wif de big noms.  

Dis me wif de widdle noms.

I'z dont finks Phil wikes de flashy-clicky-machine intruptin his personal timez wif his noms.

But he ignorez it and went back to his noms.

De Old Man also lubs delichious noms.
You can sees de excitement in his perky ears.

Mah noms had delichiousness insides!  Yum!

We were layin' butt to butt!  Dis doesn't happen lots cause de Old Man wreely likes his space..
wifouts mes in its.

 

But, he doesn't mind sharing de same rug area wifs me.

NOMNOMNOM!

Know how I know FM lubs me?  She maken sure dat Phil haz to share de big bones wifs me!  Iffen you eber haz to be in da foster home, make sure dat your foster parents are wreely goods and makes de oder dogs shares wifs you, spchully iffen your da widdle dog.  Phil cans be kinda grouchy sometimes so FM makes sure dat eberyfing is fair iffen he's grouchy wifs me for no reasons.

De Old Man doesn'ts looks as happy wifs da widdle noms.

Me wifs da big noms!

SOOOOO DELICHIOUS!!!  Dese de bests noms.  Foreber Mommy, I caz haz dese when I get home, wight?

Eberybody enjoyin dere noms.

De Old Man realizin I had de big noms.  I fink he was jealous, but FM lets me keeps da big noms.

Dis just mah size.

I can cleans dis off and brings dis to mah foreber home so I can show mah foreber
broders and sisters dat foster libin ain't so bads.
Its like mah trophey!

Foreber family, I'z really excited to be comin' homes.  You shoulds know dat I sneaks up on da furniture when deres no one wookin.  I'z also likes to sleep on da beds wifs you.  I sneaked up dere one night wifs da FM.  She didn't ebeen notices...  till de next mornings when I woke her up wif mah sniffen her brefs.  Dey was smellys like Phil's!  She mades me get downs den.

I'z a good boy when it comes to da feedin times.  I will go to mah crate or lay in da floors and stay (while being telled to stays) until I am released wifs an "Ok, boys" from da FM.  I likes to jump and play and runs wifs ober doggies.  I also like to wake up da neighbor hoods wif mah barks when I'z playin.  I will also play wifs humans.  I fink dat arms and fingars make de bestest chew toys and I'z not too roughs until I gets too 'cited.  Den, I needs to stop.

I lubs da pettins.  I wike it da mostest when yours busy on da clicky-clacky fing (laptop).  I fink da buttons probide de best supports for mah head.  I'z also a fan ob da waters from da white bowl in da bafrooms.  I'z gibs kisses sometimes.  I wills steps on your feets sometimes, but since I'z skinny it dont hurts too muchs. I'z extremely nosey and curious.  I wants to find all squirrels and bunnies and bugs and grasshoppys and be dere friends... wifs mah moufs.  I likes to know when your in da bafrooms.  I'z keep you company so yous won't gets lonely.

Oberall, I'z a super great puppy!  Serius.  I'z not just sayin' dats.  Foster Mom agrees.. Ebeen dough I tries to gets da critters on our runs dis ebenin.

For da lasts times!
Da Joey-Woey

Piktchurs!

Going to da dog sittars so Foster Mom could go on vakchuns:

Dis Phil's butt.  It's de only fing Foster Mom could sees in her mirrors.

I blocked his butt, cause I'z bringin da sexy back!

Bof me and de Old Man.

FM openeds da sunwoof.  I lubed all da breezes.

Da Old Man in FM's mirror.

I'z lookin at da Foster Momz wonderin' why she waz clickin' so muches.

I'z too good for piktchurs wif da Foster Momz.

Coming back from da dog sittars:

Me and da Old Man ridin.  We waz pretty happys to see Foster Momz.

I lubs car ridins.

Doggie butts!

Just more proofs da Old Man iz lazy.  I'z stood up almost all de way home!

Dis my favorite fing to do in da car ridin.

Dat Old Man is rewy tall!

We finally seddled down.  Dis didn't last long.

Was somefing dere?

We's rewy glads to be homes.  I lubed it at Miz Monica's house.  Dere was dis doggie dere dat was my size and we plays and plays and plays!  Miz Monica says we barely stopped playins de entire week!  Foster Mom sayz I'z going to be sooo happyz when I see my Forever Mommy and Daddy and brothers and sisters.  She finks dey will plays wif me more dan de Old Man.

We'bs just been chillin since we'bes been back.  Foster Mom gots some fotos of dis too!

Wook at mah big ears!  Dey is de bestest!

Here I iz all passed outs.  Dis was a nice naps.
I don't haz my collar on cause Foster Mom says iz too stinky.
She's going to frow it in da washy-washy machine.

Dis da Old Man.  He wooks bery uncomfertuble but he didn'ts moves none.

Sometimes we gets confused when Foster Mom tells us to go to our crates.
Dis a funny piktucher of me wifs my eys closed.

Look at dis!

De Old Man cans plays!!!

Lets da gas begins!!

Hey internetz fanz!!  Joey here!  Foster Mom has been doin lots of blindin' wif da clicky-flashy-machine lately, so I wanted to share dem wifs you while I am takin a break from mah delicious noms da Foster Mom gibs me.  No worries, I'll show you what da noms is.  

Dis is me all curled up.  Mah butt smells don't smell, so dis was ok for me.

MMMM yogurt is one of de bestest noms.

Old Man Phil lets me habs a turn lickin da yogurts.

But den he takes it again.

Dis Old Man is bery serious bout some yogurt noms.

Den today, we gets bonez!!!!  NOMNOMNOM!

Foster Mom doesn't know what des are, but we lubs dem.
Dey de bestest noms for sure.

Me and mah bone dat I was crunchin' on.

Phil asked Mr. Ducky to help him hold his noms.

Den we traded!!!  Phil's noms are bery delicious.  Ebeen better dan my crunchy noms.

Phil seemd to like mah noms pretty goods.

I left about a quarder of its for hims.

Look at my big noms!

Dis is sooo delicihious!!  Fanks Foster Mom!

Phil saids, "Mom, you're a good Mom."

"These are yummy bones.  You're gonna love it when I fart later.
It's going to smell so pretty."

"Thanks, Mom!!"

Sooo much delichious nomsss!!!  I haz both da noms!!  Dat Old Man is a sucker!

Dis won't fits in mah moufs, but I tries.

Foster Mom is going to appreciate our dedication to dese noms when we start farting.  She always dos dis happy dance wifs her hands wavin her face when we makes da stinkies.  She also praises us wif a "Shooooo!!!!"  I know she is just telling us to dos it more.


Ok, I gotta go see if da Old Man left me any crunchies to bacuum ups!
I hopes my forever family haz dese delichious noms too!!